Tonight, my wife and I went out on a date (which happens way too rarely). We don’t go to the movies that often, because ticket prices are the one thing more ridiculous than gas prices. We decided to go see M. Night Shyamalan’s new film, “The Happening.”
Two words describes this movie: SUCK FEST.
And that’s a huge understatement.
I like Night’s films. “The Sixth Sense” is an all-time classic. His other films are really good, although I do admit (along with many others), that the overall quality of his films has diminished somewhat with each new release. Still, I love his other works: “Signs”, “The Village”, and “Unbreakable” were all good films with cool premises. I even liked “Lady in the Water”! Yeah, his work is an acquired taste, but he’s done some really visionary stuff.
“The Happening” has a great premise–and since the film is a piece of crap, I don’t mind spoiling it for those reading it who haven’t seen it yet. The premise–there are acts of nature that happen that just can’t be explained. In this case, nature (specifically plants) turns on humanity. The trees start it–they’re tired of humanity trashing the planet. They adjust–”evolve rapidly” as one actor says–and start emitting a toxin that paralyzes people and causes them to kill themselves. Yeah, a little hokey, and definitely eco-political undertones, but for a Night movie, it really could have worked. He has gone on record, saying that he talked to many scientists and environmentalists about how nature has reacted to change in the past–red tides, etc. He simply took something and magnified it, which movies often do.
He just screwed it up.
Night’s movies are all about suspense. Viewers have to piece the puzzle together, and usually (but not always) there is a twist near the end. The twist isn’t in this film, and really doesn’t have to be. But there’s no suspense. Ten minutes into the film, you’ve got it figured out… because they tell you. There’s no suspense at all. One or two jumpy moments, but no suspense.
There was some gore in the film, some of which was done well. The lady on the park bench stabbing herself in the jugular with her hair pin was disturbing, as is the man who sets a huge golf course style mower to run over him. The construction workers falling off the roof–disturbingly beautiful shots. The dude in the zoo who gets his arms ripped off by a lion… horrible. If the editor would have insisted that the scene be cut about 30 seconds short, and leave the audience simply thinking they had seen a man being mauled by a lion, that would have been great. Nope… had to have the lion rip the dude’s arms off. Blood for blood’s sake.
The acting was frickin’ awful. Marky Mark could have been good. He wasn’t. The rest of the actors seemed very stilted and stiff. And no character development! Toward the end of the film, we meet an old woman who lives alone. She’s crazy… but you don’t know why. Her death scene is really cool… but her craziness is just, well, there… with no explanation.
Lastly, the editing. Holy crap, what a terrible job. Night’s movies are usually very crisply edited. The editor was drunk or smokin’ something weird. In several scenes, the boom mic lowers into the picture! Not once, not twice, but several times in multiple scenes! How on earth did they let that slip?!?
The score was really weird as well. It’s like they lifted outtakes from “The Village”–which had an awesome soundtrack featuring the violin–and plugged it into this film. It really didn’t fit at all.
Bad acting, horrible editing, forced score, bad plot, unrealized potential with a decent premise, zero suspense. Don’t waste your money. If you want to watch a doomsday style movie, pick up “I Am Legend”, or if you like ’70’s style movies (which are crazy cool corny), get “Soylent Green.”
Again, I love Night’s stuff. But this one sucked big time. I totally expect a HUGE drop in business from opening weekend. And, unfortunately, a big drop in credibility for a visionary film maker who is brilliant, but seems to be running out of ideas…
UPDATE: It’s been reported that Night says he wanted to make a “B movie”. If that’s the case, then stuff like mics in the frame, stilted acting, and no character development may have been done on purpose. It just doesn’t fly. It doesn’t come off as B movie. It comes off as Bad Movie…